We've analyzed your GitHub contributions. Your ability to turn a 5-minute task into a 3-week Kubernetes migration is... statistically improbable.
You've achieved consciousness by piping ChatGPT output directly into VS Code. You don't actually write code anymore; you just prompt-engineer until the red squiggly lines disappear.
This static HTML page is currently running on three AWS regions behind a load balancer and a service mesh. Total cost: $450/month. Total visitors: You, checking if it works.
You have successfully isolated your development environment to the point where your code is incompatible with reality. You are the Docker container now.