Welcome, 10x Engineer.

> root@godmode:~$ whoami && echo "god"_

We've analyzed your GitHub contributions. Your ability to turn a 5-minute task into a 3-week Kubernetes migration is... statistically improbable.

The Stack Overflow Proxy

You've achieved consciousness by piping ChatGPT output directly into VS Code. You don't actually write code anymore; you just prompt-engineer until the red squiggly lines disappear.

Infrastructure Obsession

This static HTML page is currently running on three AWS regions behind a load balancer and a service mesh. Total cost: $450/month. Total visitors: You, checking if it works.

The "Works on My Machine" Certification

You have successfully isolated your development environment to the point where your code is incompatible with reality. You are the Docker container now.

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